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The finest poetry for every length of visit.
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Most Read Poems
The poems readers can't stop returning to.
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The Noble Courtesy Flush
Jordan Lee · Toilet Humor
☕ 1 min
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What I Mean When I Say Fine
anonymous_ink · Romantic
☕ 50s
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The Feeling Has No Name
Eleanor Park · Free Verse
☕ 50s
#4
Ode to the Toilet Paper Roll (Left Empty)
J. Willoughby · Toilet Humor
☕ 55s
#5
The Second Cup
Mara Chen · Romantic
☕ 44s
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Most Liked Poems
Poetry that moves hearts and earns gold stars.
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The Noble Courtesy Flush
Jordan Lee · Toilet Humor
☕ 1 min
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What I Mean When I Say Fine
anonymous_ink · Romantic
☕ 50s
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Ode to the Toilet Paper Roll (Left Empty)
J. Willoughby · Toilet Humor
☕ 55s
#4
The Feeling Has No Name
Eleanor Park · Free Verse
☕ 50s
#5
Maintenance Mode
The Midnight Scribbler · Dark
☕ 48s
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Rising Stars
The freshest poems to just make the Stall of Fame.
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Top Poets
The most-read voices on PottyPoet, ranked by total reads.
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anonymous_ink
7 poems published
265,608
total reads
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Porcelain Muse
5 poems published
236,411
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Eleanor Park
6 poems published
219,223
total reads
#4
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T. Paper Jones
4 poems published
183,835
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Rosa Iglesias
5 poems published
153,741
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Mara Chen
5 poems published
153,364
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J. Willoughby
6 poems published
149,650
total reads
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Sebastian Vane
5 poems published
129,353
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The Midnight Scribbler
3 poems published
121,138
total reads
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Jordan Lee
6 poems published
104,011
total reads
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Editor's Picks
Handpicked gems from the PottyPoet editorial throne.
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The Noble Courtesy Flush
by Jordan Lee
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☕ 50s
What I Mean When I Say Fine
by anonymous_ink
👁️ 96171 ❤️ 19234 📤 0
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Ode to the Toilet Paper Roll (Left Empty)
by J. Willoughby
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The Feeling Has No Name
by Eleanor Park
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☕ 48s
Maintenance Mode
by The Midnight Scribbler
👁️ 72013 ❤️ 15678 📤 0
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Golden Plunger Awards™
The highest annual honor in poetry. Winners are inducted into the permanent Stall of Fame.
Nominations open annually. Results announced here.